Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino Talks About A Women’s ‘Expiration Date’ [AUDIO]

August 11, 2011 12:01 am

Jersey Shore’s resident flat top, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, recently celebrated his 30th birthday on Independence Day. Interestingly, when most people hit thirty-something they start to think about starting a family, but “The Sitch” seems like he’s 30 going on 21! So is Mike seriously considering settling down?

Mike filled us in saying, “I’m not going to lie. I’ve dreamed of have two or three kids, a dog, and white picket fence, but I’ve actually found gorgeous girls that about after two days it was….almost like the expiration date!”

Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino Reveals ‘That Could Have Been My Last’ Season On Jersey Shore [AUDIO]

It’s good to know “The Sitch’s” relationships on average, have the shelf life of a quart of milk. If you wanna see Mike and his fellow Guidos and Guidettes do further damage to Italy, “Jersey Shore” airs tonight on MTV.

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