Ryan Gosling Indirectly Inspires Crazed Criminal To Throw A Hot Dog At Tiger Woods [AUDIO]

October 14, 2011 12:02 am

Last weekend a crazed fan hurled a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a gold tournament. Well, we just learned that actor Ryan Gosling is partially to blame! When asked why he decided to commit such an inexplicable crime, Brandon Kelly, the aforementioned tosser explained:

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“I was inspired by (Gosling’s) new movie ‘Drive.’ As the film ended I thought to myself ‘I have to do something courageous and epic. I have to throw a hot dog on the green in front of Tiger.”

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I think anybody with a few spare brain cells might have trouble grasping how this could be perceived as courageous or EPIC. But I do think it’s safe to say it falls under the category of EPIC FAIL.