Ashton Kutcher Is Looking for Love — On A Dating Site [VIDEO]
Newly single Ashton Kutcher is one of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors, but the “Two and a Half Men” star is using an unconventional method to find a date according to a new video released from World Wide Bachelors that surfaced Wednesday.
Apparently, Ashton is one of many eligible bachelors attempting to find the love of their life by using this dating service. Let’s meet our bachelors below!
[Skip to the last video to see Ashton appearing as himself]
Meet Free-Spirited Nigel
Next, World Wide Bachelors offers prime candidate Nigel, age 24, who claims to be “seeking higher planes of consciousness. Higher planes of consciousness.” Apparently, what Nigel lacks in hygiene he makes up for in the bedroom. As he claims to not only be an “extraordinary lover,” but also possess the uncanny ability to “tell you whether you have an innie or an outie belly button. ”
Meet Sonnet Writing Bachelor Swordfish
For all those ladies seeking a rugged bachelor with a softer side meet Swordfish, 29, who not only loves poetry but also owns a “magical feather pen which was given to him by a shaman.” A shaman ladies! Get on this.
Meet Male Fashionista Darl & His Puppy “Poo-Poo”
Ladies seeking a financially and fashionably stable partner, meet Darl who asserts “money creates taste, and I have lots of both.” More importantly, Darl is the proud owner of adorable chihuahua named “Poo-Poo” who loves kosher PopChips.
Finally, Ashton Kutcher appears and begins his dating video wide-eyed and claims the waiting room is a freak show. We tend to agree.