Mouthwatering Olympians for Day 1 — Jake, Mike, & Ryan [PHOTOS]

July 28, 2012 1:20 am

Ladies, behold: The official “Cutie Calendar” of the London 2012 Olympic summer games. If we’re going to be brutally honest with ourselves, a grand majority of the reason we stay up late watching the games is to drool over sweaty men and snag glimpses of speedo shots. Here at, we decided to make your process of checking out the hot athletes a little easier. Come back to our website DAILY to find the exact times the hottest men will grace your television screen for the next few weeks. You’re welcome.

So, without further adieu:

Jake Kaminski

Jake Kaminski

This adorable archer has shot an arrow straight at our hearts. He started “flinging arrows” in his back yard for fun as a six year old, and the playful hobby became a life-long passion. He has dreamed of winning the gold since childhood, and you can watch him give his all this Saturday in London on your TV at precisely:

1 AM PST / 3 PM EST Men’s Archery Round of 16

7 AM PST / 10 AM EST Quarter Finals

8:40 AM PST / 11:40 PM EST Semi Finals

9:33 AM PST / 12:33 PM EST Bronze Medal Match

10:01 AM PST / 1:01 PM EST Gold Medal Match



Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps

If you don’t know Phelps by now, we’re highly concerned for your social well-being. Watch this all-star kick off his winning streak  here:

400 IM 

2 AM PST / 5 AM EST Qualification

11:30 AM PST / 2:30 PM EST  Finals


Ryan Lochte

Ryan Lochte

Phelps’s sexy teammate and biggest competition will go head to head with him in the same race. Who’s it gonne be!?

400 IM

2 AM PST / 5 AM EST Qualifications

11:30 AM PST / 2:30 PM EST Finals


Stay tuned to see which mouthwatering men will be next! (Refer to for a full event schedule.)



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