One Direction’s ‘Little Things’ Decoded — Who Is Their Perfect Girl?

October 30, 2012 12:20 am

The boys of One Direction have retaken the airwaves with a new song “Little Things“, written by  Ed Sheeran, that captures the cute little flaws that men adore.

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So we analyzed each physical quirk and ascribed it to a celebrity, and…we may have finally decoded who One Direction’s ideal lady would be!

BONUS: Skip to :17 in the “Little Things” lyric video below, and scroll slowly:

“Your hand fits in mine like it’s made just for me”
With Megan Fox’s itsy, bitsy hands… the five boys will be fighting for the prime spot.
“And I’m joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks”
Freckles are said to be kisses by angels and Lindsay Lohan has been blessed many times!

“I know you’ve never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile”

Who wouldn’t love Betty White’s crows’ feet with a personality like hers?

“I know you’ve never loved your stomach or your thighs”

At least Rebel Wilson has good humor about her curves.

“The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine”

We couldn’t exactly find an appropriate photo of back dimples, but we found some on Miranda Kerr’s face.

“You can’t go to bed without a cup of tea and maybe that’s the reason that you talk in your sleep”

Sleep talking must be how Adele writes all of those incredible heartbreak songs.

“I know you’ve never loved the sound of your voice on tape”

We can only imagine they’re referring to viral star Rebecca Black.


“You never want to know how much you weigh. You still have to squeeze into your jeans”

Even stars like Kim Kardashian can’t fit into her jeans… but we really don’t mind!


TA-DA! Meet Bet-say-anda Kard-ils-ox:

*Photos courtesy of Getty Images and Twitter


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