Twitter Users Create Their Own Hilarious Rejected Candy Hearts
Apparently, Twitter has become everyone’s default Valentine.
Looks like this year’s Valentine’s Day was spent on Twitter, instead of out on a hot date. The tweeters of the world decided to get #CandyHeartRejects and #RosesAreRed trending, creating some funny poems and candy’s you hope to never receive. Here are some of the best one’s we found!
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
— 9GAG (@9GAG) February 13, 2013
Roses are red,And I really like you,Who cares if violets,Are purple or blue
— Ryan looooves North (@ryanqnorth) February 14, 2013
Roses are red, violets are blue. My tea is sweet and so are you. Merica.
— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) February 14, 2013