Creator of Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ Strikes Again: Watch ‘Chinese Food’

October 15, 2013 10:06 am
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Just when we finally got Rebecca Black‘s  “Friday” out of our heads, the man behind that viral hit is giving the Internet another cheesy song to love/hate.

On Monday, songwriter Patrice Wilson announced the release of his newest endeavor — “Chinese Food” by Alison Gold.

And it’s exactly what it sounds like. In the new song, the 12-year-old sings from the heart about her insatiable appetite for … yep, Chinese food. Alison croons that “balling and clubbing” make her “hungry and grumpy,” and in the music video, her cravings are intensified by the (conveniently-placed) Chinese restaurant across the street.

When she walks into the restaurant, she orders multiple dishes — all of which she names in the song lyrics. The rest of the music video involves fortune cookies, panda suits and rainbows …. but we won’t spoil anything else! You must see it for yourself.

As of Tuesday, the video had nearly 1 million views on YouTube!

Listen closely to hear some of the song’s most head-scratching lyrics:

After balling I go clubbing
Then I’m hugging
Then I’m hungry and I’m walking on the street
and I’m getting getting getting getting grumpy grumpy

I see Chow, by my right
I smell food in the air
It’s Chinese Food, my favorite
So I’m getting getting getting getting hungry

I love Chinese food (Yeah)
you know that it’s true (Yeah)
I love fried rice (Yeah)
I love noodles (Yeah)
I love Chow mein
Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein

I love Chinese food (Yeah)
you know that it’s true (Yeah)
I love fried rice (Yeah)
I love noodles (Yeah)
I love Chow mein
Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein

Read the menu
They got broccoli
Even chicken wings
Make it spicy
And you like it
Cause it’s beautiful
And it tastes so so so good

I like the egg rolls
And the wonton soup
This makes me feel so so good
Fortune cookies, tell my future
Chinese Chinese Food

I love Chinese food (Yeah)
you know that it’s true (Yeah)
I love fried rice (Yeah)
I love noodles (Yeah)
I love Chow mein
Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein

I love Chinese food (Yeah)
you know that it’s true (Yeah)
I love fried rice (Yeah)
I love noodles (Yeah)
I love Chow mein
Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein

[Patrice Wilson:]
Yo!
I like Chinese food
And some Wonton soup
Get me broccoli
While I play Monopoly
Don’t be a busy bee
Cause it’s your fantasy
To eat Chinese food
Egg roll and Chop Suey
I use the chopsticks
To eat pot sticks
Put some hot sauce and sweet and sour make it sweet
Because Chinese food takes away my stress
Now I’m going to go eat Panda Express

I love Chinese food (Yeah)
you know that it’s true (Yeah)
I love fried rice (Yeah)
I love noodles (Yeah)
I love Chow mein
Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein

I love Chinese food (Yeah)
you know that it’s true (Yeah)
I love fried rice (Yeah)
I love noodles (Yeah)
I love Chow mein
Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein

What are your thoughts on Alison Gold’s “Chinese Food”? How does it compare to Rebecca Black’s “Friday”?


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