10 Best Lines From ‘Mixology’

April 16, 2014 10:02 pm

On this week’s Mixology, Jessica and Ron — who met online and were supposed to have gone on a date until he threw up in her purse — catch up once again at the bar … and this time around, there is a different reaction.

Of course, all the flirting has Liv jealous, and she attempts to break things up between the two.

But will she succeed? Tune in to Mixology every Wednesday at 9:30/8:30c on ABC to see how everything unfolds!

Check out the 10 funniest one-liners from the fourth episode:

“Hi, remember me? You threw up in my purse earlier?” Jessica to Ron

“No chick ever digs redheaded guys. No girl’s ever like, “Ooh, tonight I want to get some hot ginger action. I hope he’s got really papery skin and big yellow teeth.’” — Bruce lamenting his misfortune

“Come on guys, there are like 200 women in this bar. One of them has to like redheads.” — Tom

“Honestly, you are the first woman in history who is more attractive than her online photo. I’ve met women who were different racial groups than they purported to be.” Ron to Jessica

“Ron yearned for something more honest, so he went to where the real people are … the Internet.” — Bruce on how Ron met Jessica

“She’s looking at him like he’s a piece of birthday cake … oh yeah, she’s crazy.” — Cal after Bruce does a lap around the bar to get girls’ attention

“I’ve got a lot of modesty, but sometimes it takes away from all the amazing things about me.” — Ron

“It is the perfect shade of orange, I feel like I’m at Home Depot.” — Drunk girl who Bruce picked up

“If you love the hair on my head, you’ll love the hair on my back.” — Bruce

“Being single sucks. Most of the time things just don’t work. Sometimes people lie to you, sometimes people mistake you for a prostitute.” — Bruce