10 Best Lines From ‘Mixology’

April 23, 2014 10:01 pm

On this week’s Mixology, we learn more about the relationship between cocktail waitress Kacey (Vanessa Lengies) and bartender Dominic (Adan Canto), who have been hooking up casually.

Although the  two decide to try being boyfriend-girlfriend, she’s torn over her 2 a.m. “date” with Cal (Craig Frank).

Who will Kacey end up with? Tune in to Mixology every Wednesday at 9:30/8:30c on ABC to see how everything unfolds!

Check out the 10 funniest one-liners from the ninth episode:
“I burp when I’m sober too.” — Liv after Maya and Fab accuse her of being drunk

“What are you going to do at 2 a.m., Cal? Are you going to go to the state fair?” — Bruce

“I don’t know, I like her. She’s sexy and she talks like she’s on drugs, but she’s not on drugs. That’s jus how she talks.” — Dominic about Kacey

“If you’re going to be in a relationship, there are a lot of rules, like you can’t spank other girls’ butts.” — Tom to Dominic

“How do I get a big butt?” — drunk Liv

“My biggest concern about marrying Ron is that our kids will have weird British nicknames, like Ringo and Dummy. Oh my god, I don’t know how to ride a horse.” — Liv, getting progressively more drunk

“So should we take our relationship to the previous level?” — Dominic to Kacey after they question taking things to “the next level”

“Phil isn’t a human being. He’s an interloper. They don’t have feelings. They just ramble on and never shut up. They don’t pick up on social clues.” — Bruce

“Oh my god, it’s Molly Ringwald. I loved you in Pretty in Pink. You look very pretty in blue too.” — Liv to a random redhead at the bar

“Why are you looking at me like that? Did my eye go lazy?” — Kacey to Dominic