10 Best Lines From ‘Mixology’


On Wednesday’s Mixology, enemies Bruce and Maya looked at each other in a different light … or maybe it was all the drinks they’ve been consuming all night?

After Bruce helps her order a drink at the bar, she then agrees to flirt with him in order to make Jessica jealous, so that she will (hopefully) want Bruce.

But all the flirting is so believable, Bruce starts to actually develop feelings for Maya, even though Tom already has his heart set on her.

How will it all turn out? Will Tom stop Bruce from getting any further with Maya? Tune in to Mixology every Wednesday at 9:30/8:30c on ABC to see how everything unfolds!

Check out the 10 funniest one-liners from the 11th episode:
“I wave to her every 20 mins, and sometimes she waves back, so I think we’re doing fine.” — Tom to Bruce about how things are going with Maya

“You’re sitting here without you fiancé, so either things didn’t go great with him or I’m about to be murdered.” — Ron to Liv after she ended things with Jim

“I don’t need your blessing, I don’t know why I asked you. I’m above you on the friendship tree.” — Bruce to Tom, after he says he wants to flirt with Maya to make Jessica jealous

“I’ve had the hugest crush on him ever since my first pregnancy scare.” — Kacey about her hot gynecologist

“Oh, I love space!” — Maya when she sees a stripper dressed as an astronaut

“You have great bangs, by the way. I’m sorry I never noticed before … not usually looking at your face.” — Fab’s gynecologist to her after she runs into him at the bar

“Don’t oversell it, she’s not stupid.” — Bruce to Maya after she calls him “hot”

“This is my first time in a strip club. I’m kind of starting my life over again.” — Maya

“I would really like to show you my ninja sword.” — Bruce’s pickup line to get Maya back to his place

“I loved being a stripper! It was the best thing in the world.” — Dominic on his profession before he became a bartender